A black goes to college

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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