how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Penis.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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what time is it rape time

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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