What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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A man. That is all.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Patrick is gay

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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