A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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women's rights

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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