Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Asians

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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