What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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knock knock your gay

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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