- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Bumsniffer

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Sarah Palin is President

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

in the begining... god made some stuff

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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