- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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