What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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austins gay lolololol

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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you just lost the game!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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