- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

Bin Laden is dead.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Women's sports.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Penis.

roses are red, violets are violet

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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