- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

I came.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

planking.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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