- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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