How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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I love Ciara!

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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