Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Hitler was Jewish.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

AVI IS A FAG

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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