Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Penis in a box.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Steve Jobs.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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