Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

women's rights

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

My Girlfriend

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Susie has Autism

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

S.O.P.A

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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