A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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My mom just died....

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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