Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Your mom goes to college

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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BUTTERFARTING

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Lil' Wayne

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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I love Ciara!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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