- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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