What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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potato farming

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Hey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Dozer has a soul

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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The glass is half an hour.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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