Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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