Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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8=D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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