your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Grapefruit.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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