This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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My mom's dead

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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GAY PEOPLE

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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