What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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My Girlfriend

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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