What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Asians

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

the guy below me is gay

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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