What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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