- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

So dont touch it

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

planking.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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