What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

penis that is all

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Knock Knock No one answers....

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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