How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Pavel Novak

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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