- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

roses are red, violets are violet

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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