Where's my tractor?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Vagina-Boob

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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dog

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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NEVER

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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