What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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:-)book

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Women's rights.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Anti Joke

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