What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

I cant think of one (._. )

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Penis jokes.

Knock Knock No one answers....

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Don't think of granny porn

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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