What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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