OGC - tilt your head

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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It says so on your cap.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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