- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

It says so on your cap.

Small titties.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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