Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Poop

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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