A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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cory is gay

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Rebecca Black

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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