What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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