Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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