A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Your Mom

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What is worse

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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