Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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