Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Lil' Wayne

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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