say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Womens rights

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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oh hiya come in

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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