why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Baseball

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

A British man walks into a dental office.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Left. That one direction...

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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