What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

SC Johnson a Family Company

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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