There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What is next?

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Star Wars

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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