What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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cms.......?????

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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like for a handjob.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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