- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Amputations.

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