Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Your mom

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Don't think of granny porn

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Anti Joke

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