Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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