A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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like for a handjob.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Tennesse

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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