- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Homework.

A seal walks into a club.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Women's Rights

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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