A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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YOU IS DUM

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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