How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Unflushed Shit...

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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That's Racist

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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