- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

Boobs are nasty!

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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