Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What is worse than hell?

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Lebron Traveled

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Your Mom

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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