Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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How do magnets work?

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What is worse

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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