a man walked out of church and said F***!

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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