two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

knock knock

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Nathan Gooderson.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

1234 5

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Hi Shelby!!

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Anti Joke

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