Knock Knock Come in

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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666

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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