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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Woman's rights

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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