Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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You just won the game...

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