What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

womens rights

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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