Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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