Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Unflushed Shit...

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

That's Racist

what do you call a black man named mike

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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