What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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oh hiya come in

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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