- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Homework.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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