Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Unflushed Shit...

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Gestapo.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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