Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Is this a chair?

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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im a selling a car

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Anti jokes.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Barack Obama

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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